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Sarah Maywalt, stand-up comedian, Nobel laureate, and Grand High Inquisitor, is the creator of this comic.
Sarah performs comedy in the City of Angles: New York City. She also writes, draws (poorly), sings some mean karaoke, and is completely inept at knitting.
Dear Sarah, I just read your bio and want to tell you that I could kick your butt at knitting. Nothing personal, it's just that I am so good at knitting. How good am I? Well, let's just say that I made the hat I am wearing right now. I didn't make it right now, I'm wearing it right now. Listen, don't confuse me. We're already in enough trouble here. (Oh, hey, whaddayou mean I can't post comments anonymously here? You mean she's gonna know I wrote this? Ah, well, guess there's no changing it now. Course, I could choose not to post a comment. Or I could always go back and edit my work, but that would be tiring, so I'll just cut to the point.)
ReplyDeleteDear Ms. Maywalt: You have a pretty funny sense of humor. Please don't be mad at me for threatening you with a knitting contest. I was just jealous of your wit.
Your,
Big Hulkin' Scary, Hat-Knittin' Chicken
PS-Please don't tell anyone that I knit. It would be devastating to my career. thx
I did say I was "inept" at knitting. If I ever do become ept, I will accept your challenge!
ReplyDelete(I only challenged you because you said you were inept. So, please, if you're gonna accept my challenge to a knittin' duel, now would be the time.)
ReplyDeleteI will accept your challenge only if it is to the death! ^_^
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