Characters!

Sarah Maywalt: That's me! I can't really tell if I'm the main character or not. I'm in most of the strips at least.

Sandy Bear: Sandy is my partner in crime. She's a failed artist, part-time Action π News weatherbear and special correspondent, and an occasional assassin.

Laura Lamb: Laura is a sweet, adorable lamb. She is the Action π News anchorlamb. She loves hockey fights and cute things, but whatever you do, don't cross her.

Charlie Bear: Charlie is a bit of an enigma. He is very loyal to Sarah, but the motivation for some of his actions isn't clear. He is a bit of a bad-ass, and will do almost anything for trout.

The Eggplant of Paranoia: The physical manifestation of my anxieties. Total douche.

The Real American Patriot: Along with the Man, the Real American Patriot runs everything. He only cares about money and power. Well, that and fucking interns.

The Man: While the Real American Patriot is the embodiment of governmental power and greed, the Man embodies the corporate side of things, but since he had to work his way into his position, he is a little bit smarter. Doesn't matter though, the Patriot runs the show.